“PLANK! PLANK! PLANK!” cried the pirates as Scurvy wished he had never been born. Then he remembered the movie A Wonderful Life. Then A Wonderful Life reminded him of Life is Beautiful and he started to cry.
“Look!” said Tregg pointing at the pathetic captain, “He’s almost out of tears, the baby! Let’s put him in the water to get a new supply!” Scurvy was then untied and led to the plank. They poked him and prodded him until he finally jumped.
You decide what happens next:
1. IF THE STORY ENDS NOW, DON’T GO TO ANY MORE PAGES.
2. IF SCURVY SWIMS AWAY, JUST PRETEND HE DIDN’T SO END THE STORY NOW.
3. TO START THE STORY OVER AND TRY AGAIN, GO HERE.
